heliolisk:

bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes

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heliolisk coachela
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choosechoice:

What happens to your organs during pregnancy… Yes, stomach capacity shrinks, yes lung capacity shrinks. Organs get smushed and sometimes permanently displaced. Sometimes hernias will appear or worsen. Sometimes the pelvic floor permanently drops. Sometimes internal damage occurs that you don’t find out about until you’re 50 and going in for your first colonoscopy. Sometimes you need an episiotomy.
Pregnancy is not a walk in the park. Why should you force people into it?
choosechoice pussylice
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thelifesomewhatartistic cho-latte
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keefrich euphoricalminds

thefaultinourunicorns:

plot twist: your teacher accidentally calls you mom

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thefaultinourunicorns pullthetriggerb1tch

e-zekiel:

okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too

but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time

and then another person fell

and another

and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting

and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy

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e-zekiel hence-exist
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kissmytacoshell:

"i’m not trying to be rude but-" 

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kissmytacoshell bitchesaloud
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renovador b--umblebee
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frais-coco our-stone-age-love

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